Definitions by Morty Nickels 2.0
Sock Barnacle
An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
Sock Barnacle by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019
Four Way Drawers
A pair of boxers so special that your wear them four ways before washing: Day 1: Normal
Day 2: Backwards
Day 3: Inside Out
Day 4: Inside Out & Backwards
Day 5: Sniff Test then wash or repeat Day 1.
Day 2: Backwards
Day 3: Inside Out
Day 4: Inside Out & Backwards
Day 5: Sniff Test then wash or repeat Day 1.
Girlfriend: Dumbass put your drawers on backwards!
Dude: Yo, I'm just on day 2 with my Four Way Drawers. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Dude: Yo, I'm just on day 2 with my Four Way Drawers. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Four Way Drawers by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019
Jello Troll
"Ms. Brenda loaded me up with them green beans but only gave me a tiny slice of cake. She is such a jello troll."
Jello Troll by Morty Nickels 2.0 February 21, 2019