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An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019
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Day 2: Backwards
Day 3: Inside Out
Day 4: Inside Out & Backwards
Day 5: Sniff Test then wash or repeat Day 1.
Day 2: Backwards
Day 3: Inside Out
Day 4: Inside Out & Backwards
Day 5: Sniff Test then wash or repeat Day 1.
Girlfriend: Dumbass put your drawers on backwards!
Dude: Yo, I'm just on day 2 with my Four Way Drawers. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Dude: Yo, I'm just on day 2 with my Four Way Drawers. You ain't seen nothing yet.
by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019
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