2 definitions by Morrissey Man

Someone who doesn't have shit all over them.
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
First person: "Who's that?"
Second person: "Must be a King."
First person: "Why?"
Second person: "He doesn't have shit all over him."
by Morrissey Man March 10, 2005
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1. Someone who tries to act heroic or brave, but absolutely fails.
2. Someone who does something really pathetic or stupid, but thinks that it is really brilliant.
1. "Captain Wow here just fell of his bike 'cause he was trying to ride without holding on!"
2. "Did you see that? Captain Wow over there just sewed his hands to his shirt, and is proud of it!"
by Morrissey Man March 9, 2005
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