Skip to main content

Definitions by Morkus Morkus

Right in the puss 

When someone is trying to do something and they do it exceptionally well.
Feddlesworth: "I'm going to try for a half court shot".
Bumthorpe: "Not a chance in hell!".
Feddlesworth: - Takes the shot. Scores -
Feddlesworth: "Boom. Right in the puss".
Bumthorp: "Again, and again, and again".

Islamophobe 

Anyone who criticises Islam, according to the Islamophillic regressive left.
Person A: I'd like to have a discussion about womens rights within Islam...
Person B (often a feminist): You're a racist bigoted Islamophobe!
Person A: What the actual?
Islamophobe by Morkus Morkus August 9, 2018

Grangina 

The sexual organs of a female homo sapien who's child has also had a child. Known for being particularly dry, dusty, and decrepit.
Fentilworth: I spied you canoodling with Mrs. Pennybone last night. Don't deny it, Fergwelstein!
Fergwelstein: I say, nothing gets past your monacled eye does it Fentilworth. I was indeed balls deep in Mrs. Pennybone's grangina!
Fentilworth: Bravo!
Grangina by Morkus Morkus August 9, 2018