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these aren't my glasses

A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.

May also logically extent to breasts.
Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.

Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.
by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013
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