Moocatmonday dogs!'s definitions

Toe

A device used after breaking something made out of glass. It will find the small pieces you couldn't get.

Mom:Did you get all the large shards?
Daughter:Yes ma'am. I will stop throwing shoes.
Mom:Did you get all the tiny bits?
Daughter:I might have?
Mom:It's okay your dad's toes will find them.
Dad:Hm?

by Moocatmonday dogs! September 15, 2019

Dwooeaj

Sideways anal penetration. The entire penis going in completely sideways.

Ur mom“I’m feeling like getting my anal wrecked. Care for some dwooeaj?”
Me “Sure! Let me grab my banana pie flavored lube!”

by Moocatmonday dogs! October 13, 2021