Monty Pylon's definitions

pylon spotter

1. One who engages in the hobby of electricity pylon number collecting, aka pylon spotting. Can be seen walking under pylons with a pen, notebook, binoculars, and wearing an anorak.

2. A very pathetic person with no life, who has nothing better to do than get into bizarre but boring hobbies

Pylon spotters are so uncool, it's not even funny. They badly need help.

by Monty Pylon February 28, 2004

anorak

A warm, heavy jacket worn by some of the nerdiest people, such as trainspotters and pylon spotters.

Those pylons just make me want to go out there an collect their numbers. I better put on my anorak.

by Monty Pylon June 17, 2004