cellfare

being on a pre-paid cellphone service because you can't afford to do it the regular way.

Guy: Hey, can I use your phone to call my mom to wish her a happy mother's day?

Girl: It's sunday. Use yours. Don't you have weekends free?

Guy: No, I pay by the minute. I'm on cellfare.

by Monster Me! July 14, 2005

party favor

Chicks who think about sex the same way guys do at parties.

Where can I meet those two party favors, Jennifer and Wendy?

by Monster Me! June 29, 2005