Definitions by Monsoon Miah

Wasteman 

Also known as someone who said they will do something and then do jack shit.

Me: Matt, can you get a cake for Paula's birthday for tomorrow?

Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.

The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:

Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?

Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!

Wasteman by Monsoon Miah August 16, 2018