Definitions by Monsignor Diablo

Sandpaper Anniversary 

The 10th anniversary of a first date. Typically celebrated with dry anal from one of both of the partners. Can also occur simultaneously with a ceremonial human centipede.

My wife and I didn't know what to do for our Sandpaper Anniversary, so I suggested meeting up with Ronaldo and Rebecca for a desert-dry human centipede.

Sandpaper Anniversary by Monsignor Diablo March 15, 2020

birdus 

(noun) a large flightless bird, typically characterized by stumplike cankles

Damn birdus is so angry that he can't get up on that tree.

birdus by Monsignor Diablo March 4, 2012