birdus

(noun) a large flightless bird, typically characterized by stumplike cankles

Damn birdus is so angry that he can't get up on that tree.

by Monsignor Diablo March 04, 2012

Sandpaper Anniversary

The 10th anniversary of a first date. Typically celebrated with dry anal from one of both of the partners. Can also occur simultaneously with a ceremonial human centipede.

My wife and I didn't know what to do for our Sandpaper Anniversary, so I suggested meeting up with Ronaldo and Rebecca for a desert-dry human centipede.

by Monsignor Diablo March 15, 2020