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unconfirmed bachelor

Unlike a confirmed bachelor who will never marry for whatever reason, an 'unconfirmed bachelor' is an older man who wants to marry and has long been seeking a female mate yet remained unsuccessful in that quest thus far.

Whereas being unmarried is not unusual for a man of a younger age, an unmarried man of a certain age may raise questions as to why he remains a bachelor, so calling him an 'unconfirmed bachelor' indicates he's not gay nor opposed to marriage, just unsuccessful thus far at finding a suitable mate.
Charlie Brown never talked to that Red Haired Girl and never found another that could hold a candle to her, so he grew old and died an unconfirmed bachelor.

That old dude? He's not divorced; I don't think he ever married. No, he's not gay, just an unconfirmed bachelor.
by Monseignore Laszlo March 3, 2010
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Ta-na!

The negative of a "ta-da!" but with all the same self-impressed enthusiasm, for sleights of hand or mind which slyly accomplish nothing of the sort they seemed to at first -- i.e., a "ta-da!" combined with a "naaah."
From Reddit.com (7gwbw):

voltron013: From Hawaii you can see China.
7oby: but Japan is in the way?
GeoAtreides: No, Japan is hidden by earth's curvature, so he can see China. Ta-na!
by Monseignore Laszlo December 3, 2008
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The Koof

COVID-19, the disease caused by infection with the SARS-CoV-2 virus, aka the "novel coronavirus".
They went to a party where nobody wore masks, and now they've caught The Koof.
by Monseignore Laszlo November 6, 2020
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The Koof

COVID-19, the disease caused by the virus SARS-CoV-2, aka the "novel coronavirus".
They went to a party where nobody wore masks, and now they've caught The Koof.
by Monseignore Laszlo November 6, 2020
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