November 13

Dress up in military fatigues and fuck around with your friends day

Friend: I asked out my crush and she said yes we're going on a date tomorrow
Me: wait you can't

Friend: why not
Me: it's november 13

Friend: fuck

by Monkey sexer November 02, 2023

Penny pouch

A circumcised fourskin than a Jew uses to hide penny’s

Yo Vincent’s got mad bank in his penny pouch

by Monkey sexer February 06, 2021