11 definitions by Monkey Shagger

Blizzarding

Blizzarding is when you creampie a chick inside of a Dairy Queen and if she stands up and it comes out, you go for Round 2.

Nibba 1: “dawg tonight I’m going Blizzarding.”
Nibba 2: “get the fuck away from me nibba”

by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019

Quiggle

If someone has a moist loose flap of skin instead of a penis or vagina, that’s a quiggle.

Guard 1: “Code Red! Subject with the quiggle has breached containment!!”

by Monkey Shagger August 22, 2019

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chad

Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎

by Monkey Shagger October 18, 2019

The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.

Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”

by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020