Monkey Shagger's definitions
A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
by Monkey Shagger May 1, 2020
Get the The Hammer of Thormug. The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.
Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”
by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019
Get the Ghetto Snapplemug.