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Definitions by Mongoose McQueen

Taco Jaundice 

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.
Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.
Taco Jaundice by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011

Lesbian Pegging 

hey jim, whats lesbian pegging?
well mark, its like driving backwards on the wrong side of the road.
oh i see!! makes perfect sense
Lesbian Pegging by mongoose McQueen December 11, 2010

Vanilla Choke

Ejaculating in the throat of someone while they are deep throating you, causing them to choke on your semen.
Mark: Hey Jim, what did you do last night?
Jim: I vanilla choked Megan!
Mark: Sweet man!
Vanilla Choke by Mongoose McQueen September 27, 2010