Definitions by Mom's Daughters

May 34 

If you're born on May 34, you are lucky to be alive.

moajestocia was born on May 34, I wonder if she's a creepypasta.

May 34 by Mom's Daughters October 30, 2020

March 13th

March 13th is when the best people are born.
They're perfectionistic you will literally regret it forever if you don't meet one.
They. Will. Change. Your. Life. Except also sometimes they won't (destiny is not an exact science). If you ever meet someone born on March 13th, you should tell them "You're cool to me now."

Johnny: "Wow! You were born on March 13th?"
Papa: "Yes."
Johnny: "You're cool to me now."

March 13th by Mom's Daughters November 28, 2019