March 13th

March 13th is when the best people are born.
They're perfectionistic you will literally regret it forever if you don't meet one.
They. Will. Change. Your. Life. Except also sometimes they won't (destiny is not an exact science). If you ever meet someone born on March 13th, you should tell them "You're cool to me now."

Johnny: "Wow! You were born on March 13th?"
Papa: "Yes."
Johnny: "You're cool to me now."

by Mom's Daughters November 28, 2019

May 34

If you're born on May 34, you are lucky to be alive.

moajestocia was born on May 34, I wonder if she's a creepypasta.

by Mom's Daughters October 31, 2020