Definitions by Molly the Unicorn

unpenised 

When someone has been exposed to many many penises and no longer is aroused by any.

You're wasting your time man, she's unpenised.

unpenised by Molly the Unicorn January 17, 2022

Split Shift 

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

Split Shift by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020