Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020

unpenised

When someone has been exposed to many many penises and no longer is aroused by any.

You're wasting your time man, she's unpenised.

by Molly the Unicorn January 17, 2022