Definitions by Molly the Menace
Ranksgiving
Horrible Thanksgiving experience where at least one of your family members throws a fit, your dad insults your aunt, and your grandpa insults you. Everyone will also get drunk on wine.
Person 1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Person 2: More like Ranksgiving - my aunt got really drunk and promised me scuba diving lessons when in reality she's broke.
Person 1: Hey, that happened to me, too!
Person 2: More like Ranksgiving - my aunt got really drunk and promised me scuba diving lessons when in reality she's broke.
Person 1: Hey, that happened to me, too!
Ranksgiving by Molly the Menace November 17, 2011