The Classic Moldovan Worm

The toothpick up the penis, wait till it bleeds tape closed the tip, and let the blood flow out like an orgasm

The Classic Moldovan Worm is a tactic often used by Moldovan KGB officials to get cum samples from BeastChild

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 08, 2023

The fappening

A self-revolution where one reaches nirvana in the masturbation realm, by singling one single GYATTTTT to fap to.

It took me 14 months to complete the fappening, and I feel like a new man in my head, and while I'm getting head.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 07, 2023

aridivorce

aridivorce the canon event on december 12th 2023, where arivor will end its status after 1 1/3 hellish years for the rest of us

Aridivorce is the canon event in the gc, where arivor will end brutally

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

trevuwu

when you decide to convert into a little kawaii cat to imitate your crush (who is a middle schooler)

look at this retard, such a trevuwu

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023