Definitions by MoldovanWormFan26

The Classic Belorussian Bender 

When you have an erection, you bend the hard penis like you are cracking a glowstick to make it glow

TIM's Oh so ever HAIRy penis experienced first taste of The Classic Belorussian Bender

The Classic Belorussian Bender by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023

gawk gawk 9000 

big suck suck

Azzawi gawk gawk 9000'd himself at his school

gawk gawk 9000 by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023

The fappening 

A self-revolution where one reaches nirvana in the masturbation realm, by singling one single GYATTTTT to fap to.

It took me 14 months to complete the fappening, and I feel like a new man in my head, and while I'm getting head.

The fappening by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023

Moldovan Worm 

when you fap via putting a toothpick up the hole in your penis and scraping the inside of the penis until it orgasms with blood ushering out of the tip

Calyssa, ignore my pants, as I happened to pull off a Moldovan Worm without dying.

Moldovan Worm by MoldovanWormFan26 September 7, 2023