Moist Trucker's definitions

Krispy kranus

The gaping hole left in the side of a doughnut from where it's been pumped with a creamy filling. If you're not careful when eating, some of the filling may prolapse out of it.

Ooh my, the filling has prolapsed out of the krispy kranus and has made my fingers sticky

by Moist Trucker September 8, 2025

mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.

Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter

by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022