A person so ugly that no living being of any species will have sex with them... and they are afraid to masturbate.
He is so homohideous that he can't bring himself to spank the monkey.
by Mohammed Goldstein March 07, 2008
Get the homohideousmug. I need to pee like a DCCPOFR.
by Mohammed Goldstein January 20, 2008
Get the dccpofrmug.