Moe Tan's definitions

Motan

Deity of the Church of the Holy Yeetscope. He is merciful, all powerful, and has a massive schlong. Only through his power can we achieve the almighty 420 Yeetscope, as prophesied. He often appears holding a staff, surrounded by banana trees, while getting sconed. All non-believers will never achieve a round winning kill, or have their moms get the camera. The most holy numbers are 420 and 69, as told in his cummandments.

Wow, I didn't think I'd be able to pull off that Yeetscope, but Motan is all powerful.

by Moe Tan February 27, 2015