Moe Beer's definitions

Rectal Rogaine

The act in which a woman stricken with uncontrollable diarrhea participates in 69 with a bald man. During this act the woman unleashes a torrent on to the mans head, leaving him with the illusion of a full luxurious head of hair. Comes in various shades of blonde and brunette.

Are you bald and tired of being referred to as Mr. Clean? Restore your confidence with a nice healthy dose of rectal rogaine, and no one will be calling you Mr. Clean anymore.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

panoochoplasty

Pronounced "pah-new-cho-plass-tea". A procedure used to correct cave crotch. Related topic: cave crotch

Is having sex with your woman like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? If so, your bitch needs a panoochoplasty.

by Moe Beer September 1, 2007

Rusty Cock fight

When someone shuts their cock in the trunk of a 1970's Buick resulting in a frantic fight to release said cock. Sometimes this can result in a Headless Horseman

John wasn't paying attention when he closed his trunk and he ended up in a Rusty Cock Fight.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Headless horseman

The result of someone getting their dick severed in the door of a Ford Mustang.

Watch out Jimmy! You almost shut your dick in the door and gave yourself a headless horseman!

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Exxon Valdez Syndrome

A common occurrence in most inner city public swimming pools. Pool water may consist of a toxic cocktail of up to 1/3 oil, chicken grease, urine, feces, afro sheen, lice and lice eggs. East side swimming pools are commonly afflicted with this condition.

"That new pool on Antione and MLK opened yesterday and it already has Exxon Valdez Syndrome."

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009