Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty
After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.
by Moe Beer August 26, 2007
Pronounced "pah-new-cho-plass-tea". A procedure used to correct cave crotch. Related topic: cave crotch
Is having sex with your woman like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? If so, your bitch needs a panoochoplasty.
by Moe Beer August 26, 2007
Pronounced:(Coo-ba Die-vin) What black people call "Scuba Diving" Popularized by comedian Ralphie Mae. Related topic; Norkelin
by Moe Beer August 23, 2007
Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
by Moe Beer August 23, 2007
Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.
by Moe Beer August 23, 2007