Moe Beer's definitions

Rectal Rogaine

The act in which a woman stricken with uncontrollable diarrhea participates in 69 with a bald man. During this act the woman unleashes a torrent on to the mans head, leaving him with the illusion of a full luxurious head of hair. Comes in various shades of blonde and brunette.

Are you bald and tired of being referred to as Mr. Clean? Restore your confidence with a nice healthy dose of rectal rogaine, and no one will be calling you Mr. Clean anymore.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Cuba Divin'

Pronounced:(Coo-ba Die-vin) What black people call "Scuba Diving" Popularized by comedian Ralphie Mae. Related topic; Norkelin

"Hell no, you ain't gonna ketch me Cuba Divin' wit all dem sharks"

by Moe Beer August 29, 2007

Cave Crotch

Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty

After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

panoochoplasty

Pronounced "pah-new-cho-plass-tea". A procedure used to correct cave crotch. Related topic: cave crotch

Is having sex with your woman like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? If so, your bitch needs a panoochoplasty.

by Moe Beer September 1, 2007

Headless horseman

The result of someone getting their dick severed in the door of a Ford Mustang.

Watch out Jimmy! You almost shut your dick in the door and gave yourself a headless horseman!

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009