Mocno Rossman's definitions

assfie

When your ass is too round and curvy to ignore and you are compelled to take a cheeky snap of your kind behind. Unlike the Belfie, this procedure involved bending around with your hands, without using a belie stick to take the snap of your crack. Critics and professors alike in the field of ass call this the "au natural" way of showing your butt.

My friend's assfie helped me regain confidence in God after my whole family were mauled to death by a pack of wild geese last summer.

by Mocno Rossman June 7, 2016