1 definition by Mo' Greenman
An extremely pale Caucasian with skin so pale you might scream. The sour cream tanned individual reflects light from the sun making them dangerous to be around. It is rumored they are saving the earth from global warming due their ability to reflect sunlight away from earth. Their ghastly, pallid skin will send chills down the spine of the most courageous individuals.
by Mo' Greenman September 28, 2014