2 definitions by Mitocondria

Verb; The act of being so black out drunk you pass out in spots that are normally not meant for sleeping. Often times the individual looks like they are in a coma or dead.
-You see your friend, Jon, passed out on the kitchen table after a long night of binge drinking

"Damn, he's fucking slumpt"
by Mitocondria September 21, 2014
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Another name for a footlong sub
Person 1: i love foot long subs!
Person 2: i wish subway called them by their other name, Ziahs feet!
by Mitocondria December 19, 2022
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