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Mitch Stenford's definitions
Schlong Panda
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A large, somewhat
mysterious
monster
in
the shape
of a schlong or penis.
A group of
scientists
went
to the
Alps in search of the
Schlong
Panda.
by
Mitch Stenford
October 26, 2008
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