She and I spent the weekend up at the cabin scroggin like crazed rabbits! I splattered so much spoatie from the rafters to the deck that a CSI would think it was a crime scene!
by Misty Dawn August 07, 2008
Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.
"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
Rutpuddles happen when the car-width ruts in the road created by the grinding of studded snow tires fill up with water. Alaska roads are notorious for this driving hazard which can cause a driver to lose control of the vehicle due to hydroplaning.
On my way to work this morning, I hit a deep rutpuddle and lost control of my car; hit a moose, and then slammed into the back of Sarah Palin's Suburban! Damn, she's fine!
by Misty Dawn October 25, 2008
The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!
Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"
by Misty Dawn June 30, 2008
Pornumentary is the play by play description of an occurring sexual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their sexual activity can be heard by others.
The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.
Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?
Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!
Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!
Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!
Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?
Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!
Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!
Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!
Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008
This presidential election campaign is just a bunch of mishmang!
Do I want Barry "The Anti-Christ" Obama, or another "good old boy" with mishmang for brains? Hmmm, how about lets have them both committed and start all over!
Do I want Barry "The Anti-Christ" Obama, or another "good old boy" with mishmang for brains? Hmmm, how about lets have them both committed and start all over!
by Misty Dawn June 16, 2008