Definitions by Misty Dawn
clit stroker
Clit Stroker (kuh.lit-stro.ker)
1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.
3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)
1. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.
2. Any of various copulatory organs in males of lower animals.
3. My wondrous man-tool. (see wombjabber)
When I get my clit stroker thrusting at just the right angle, she starts doing her impression of a Yellowstone geyser!
clit stroker by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
Bag of Smashed Ass
n.
1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
Bag of Smashed Ass by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
boozy floozy
That Meghan is my kinda girl! We had a couple of gin & tonics, a shot of Jagermeister and the next thing I knew she was nibbling on my neck asking if I could stab her with my wombjabber! What a boozy floozy, I think I'm in love!
boozy floozy by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
shitshacks
1. A word I created while commenting on the plagiarized WOTD, the royal we.
2. An unintelligent, uneducated toolshed who is lacking the creativity gene that should be required to achieve WOTD!
3. The scary, hairy women who start to look really good at closing time.
4. Your buddies who always make fun of you the day after you've come-to next to a couple of fat, hairy, toothless shitshacks.
2. An unintelligent, uneducated toolshed who is lacking the creativity gene that should be required to achieve WOTD!
3. The scary, hairy women who start to look really good at closing time.
4. Your buddies who always make fun of you the day after you've come-to next to a couple of fat, hairy, toothless shitshacks.
Me: You call yourselves friends? Why the hell don't you remind me that my judgment is impaired when I'm about to take home a shitshack?
Alleged friends: 'Cause we like to remind you of it later when you are surrounded by all of the hot babes at work!
Me: Shitshacks!
Alleged friends: 'Cause we like to remind you of it later when you are surrounded by all of the hot babes at work!
Me: Shitshacks!
shitshacks by Misty Dawn October 11, 2008
Sarah Palin
Have you seen Alaska's Governor Sarah Palin? She is McCain's schmokin' hot pick for Vice President in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election!
Sarah Palin by Misty Dawn August 29, 2008
spoatie
She and I spent the weekend up at the cabin scroggin like crazed rabbits! I splattered so much spoatie from the rafters to the deck that a CSI would think it was a crime scene!
spoatie by Misty Dawn August 7, 2008
Count Scroggula
Sherry: Oh, my god! You know that guy, Count Scroggula? He flew into my window last night and we scrogged until sunup! I had so many gushing orgasms, I thought I was gonna shrivel up and die!
Melanie: Ooo! I know a horny woman who's sleeping with her window open tonight!
Melanie: Ooo! I know a horny woman who's sleeping with her window open tonight!
Count Scroggula by Misty Dawn August 5, 2008