Definitions by Mister Mustache

Noble Carlton 

When you perform a chivalrous act and lay your coat on the ground for an old lady crossing the street so she doesn’t get her feet muddy…….. and then you FUCK HER!

I’m sure glad I could do my good deed for today. I did a Noble Carlton on my way in to work this morning.

Noble Carlton by Mister Mustache June 7, 2021

The Frosty Anus

When you and your old lady are getting freaky and she wants to suck whipped cream off of your dick but all you have is cake icing, you make due. Before she can start sucking the icing off you flip her over and shove it in the exit ramp. Giving her THE FROSTY ANUS!

Thank god we had left over buttercream icing from my kids birthday cake. I gave momma THE FROSTY ANUS last night!

The Frosty Anus by Mister Mustache June 7, 2021