Mister Mili Dad's definitions
When you can't make to it the bathroom to waffle stop your turd nor drop the kids off at the pool. Basically, you shit your pants.
Mike was driving home from sushi and shitum in his truck and had to throw away his boxers and shorts. legend has it he was seen walking back from the woods with only one sock.
by Mister Mili Dad August 31, 2023
Get the Shitummug.