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Reverse Heimlich

The Reverse Heimlich Maneuver is a very sophisticated First Aid technique that directly precedes the administration of the official Heimlich Maneuver. Here is how it works. Upon noticing a hot girl choking run up to her and stand face to face. Grab her around the waist and repeatedly thrust your erect penis into her vaginal area.

After ejaculating say, “My bad!” Then spin her around and administer the official Heimlich. This technique works whether you actually know the proper Heimlich Maneuver or not. Just have your fun, spin her around and make it look like you simply attempted the official Heimlich incorrectly.
OMG! Phil just pulled a perfectly executed Reverse Heimlich on that guy’s wife and somehow didn't get knocked out!
by Missile Titties January 29, 2015
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