Definitions by MissNicks
office bottom
A prematurely rotund and often sagging backside due to sitting all day, everyday at your office desk job, possibly bored to narcolepsy. Sadly is likely to occur in otherwise physically fit and healthy young males/females.
" It's a real shame, she's an attractive girl, nice body- only in her twenties-but buttocks practically on the floor. Office bottomitus."
office bottom by missnicks October 29, 2012
well strung
Adjective to describe a modern day Renaissance man, who has many 'strings to his bow' so to speak.
For example,a 'well strung ' male might have knowledge of at least two European languages, computer programming skills, a pilots licence kicking about, a scuba diving qualification, athleticism in a handful of field sports, A-levels, possibly a degree, a CELTA or TEFOL, just in case he fancies a month teaching English in Japan or Tai Wan.
Punning on "well hung" - which refers to the size of a man, personally.
For example,a 'well strung ' male might have knowledge of at least two European languages, computer programming skills, a pilots licence kicking about, a scuba diving qualification, athleticism in a handful of field sports, A-levels, possibly a degree, a CELTA or TEFOL, just in case he fancies a month teaching English in Japan or Tai Wan.
Punning on "well hung" - which refers to the size of a man, personally.
Woman: " I don't know him personally yet but he is incredibly well strung- He can speak French and Swiss German, goes skiing in February, Photoshops like a dream, iceskates like an angel, and his harp playing is like the nightingale."
well strung by MissNicks January 17, 2009