Noun; slang for the medical term "micro penis"
An abnormally small penis;
Usually resulted by a medical condition, but can also be diagnosed by that girl you hooked up with and never called back and/or your ex that you cheated on.
Babydick can also be diagnosed by signs and symptoms, which are inclusive of but not limited to:
-Excessive bragging about penis size.
-Unappropriate crotch grabbing.
-Finding yourself only having sex when partners are intoxicated.
-Having never experiencing oral sex.
-Dishonesty about sex life.
-Feeling too much shame to call sexual partners back after sexual endeavor.
-Finding yourself unable to satisfy sexual partners.
-Failed attempts at trying to compensate for small penis with ridiculously large ego
An abnormally small penis;
Usually resulted by a medical condition, but can also be diagnosed by that girl you hooked up with and never called back and/or your ex that you cheated on.
Babydick can also be diagnosed by signs and symptoms, which are inclusive of but not limited to:
-Excessive bragging about penis size.
-Unappropriate crotch grabbing.
-Finding yourself only having sex when partners are intoxicated.
-Having never experiencing oral sex.
-Dishonesty about sex life.
-Feeling too much shame to call sexual partners back after sexual endeavor.
-Finding yourself unable to satisfy sexual partners.
-Failed attempts at trying to compensate for small penis with ridiculously large ego
It is a shame that guy I hooked up with last night had babydick, he was really hot.
Mike probably won't call you back, even though you were too drunk to remember hooking up with him, he has babydick.
Mike probably won't call you back, even though you were too drunk to remember hooking up with him, he has babydick.
by Miss Used Commonly August 05, 2016