Definitions by Minges and all!

sausage jockey 

a person of either gender who likes a lotta dick.

sausage jockey by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

cowboy 

A unskilled person who pretends to be a professional trades person.

cowboy by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

transformer

(Derogatory)
A teenager who is shunned by his peers for changing fashion styles far to often.

'Last week you were a goth, now you're a punk. you're a fecking transformer, piss off!'

transformer by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

toe cheese 

The smelly crud that gathers around your toes.

toe cheese by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

trouser python

a guy with a hard on in his trousers

trouser python by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

doggy bonus 

A guy with an erection

John pulled out a full on doggy bonus!

doggy bonus by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

VAT free 

A guy who shoots blanks

You wont get pregnant baby, I'm VAT free!

VAT free by Minges and all! April 15, 2003