Definitions by Mind Scratcher

Amber Heard 

Cockney rhyming slang for taking a turd; i.e. the act of defecation.

"Do you need me for anything? Because I'm off for an Amber Heard."

Amber Heard by Mind Scratcher April 28, 2022

majeika 

A majeika is an annoying tuft of hair that juts out at an awkward angle. It may or may not resist all attempts at correction. The word is presumably derived from Mr Majeika, a British TV series based on a series of children's books. The title character had such a tuft of hair.

The boy borrowed some hair wax in an attempt to tame the wild majeika he was sporting.

majeika by Mind Scratcher September 22, 2009