2 definitions by Mile High Smitty
A Hard Pass is a consensual conjugal visit at a correctional facility between non-married or non-committed consenting adults who previously have little or no contact with each other. The hard pass is initiated by the non-incarerated party, typically drawn in by a picture of the jailed person.
When Brad saw the new story that Christina had been arrested trying to shoplift a bottle of whiskey, he went up to the jail and made a HARD PASS. A good time was had by all. It is different from being SHAWSHANKED because - one party is not in jail, and both parties are consenting adults.
by Mile High Smitty March 9, 2015
A corndog is a visual representation of what you see when a larger woman is having sex with her skinny male partner.
Sometimes these relationships are referred to as "Jack Sprat" from the popular childeren's nursery rhyme.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
And so between them both, you see,
They licked the platter clean
Sometimes these relationships are referred to as "Jack Sprat" from the popular childeren's nursery rhyme.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
And so between them both, you see,
They licked the platter clean
OOOOOOOOOh boy, I walked in on Norma Lynn and little Mike, they was gettin' busy...looked like a corndog up in there.
Double Chin Donna pulled a corndog on Billy, i get you couldn't see nothing but his skinny legs and feet.
Double Chin Donna pulled a corndog on Billy, i get you couldn't see nothing but his skinny legs and feet.
by Mile High Smitty January 17, 2013