Mildred Kerplucknickshuck's definitions

Inner Outer Mist Syndrome (IOMS)

A disease that causes plants to grow on one's fingers and toes. Early symptoms include the sudden desire to become a polish woodsman, and sudden loss of speech, the words '"yes" and gravy" being the exception.
A disease that is associated with the religion Butricktunglism.

My former roomate contracted Inner Outer Mist Syndrome.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

stearth

Noun, (Star-th); the blank area of a notebook or journal caused by two or more pages sticking together until you've finished writing.

Verb; The act of creating a stearth.

I was re-reading my class notes, when I noticed a gigantic stearth separating the Jomon period of Japan from the Yayoi period...what am I supposed to do with all that blank paper now? It'll never be chronologically sound now! DAMN THOSE STEARTHS!

Why am I always Stearthing in that class?

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck April 27, 2006

Smurple

An extinct species of squirrel with green fur.
The sacred animal of Butricktrunglism.

I dressed up as a smurple for Halloween.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck March 27, 2005