Definitions by Mikie J

gentocracy 

rule by penguins, specifically Gentoo penguins (Pygoscelis papua)

"We are debating whether the Falkland Islands should be returned to a state of gentocracy".
"That's nice, dear".

gentocracy by Mikie J April 19, 2011

phlegm cutter 

The first alcoholic drink of the day. I think it's originally Australian.

Fancy a phlegm cutter, Bruce?

phlegm cutter by Mikie J June 26, 2004