Mikie J's definitions

phlegm cutter

The first alcoholic drink of the day. I think it's originally Australian.

Fancy a phlegm cutter, Bruce?

by Mikie J June 26, 2004

gentocracy

rule by penguins, specifically Gentoo penguins (Pygoscelis papua)

"We are debating whether the Falkland Islands should be returned to a state of gentocracy".
"That's nice, dear".

by Mikie J April 19, 2011