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Eldaphile
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A teen who is
sexually
attracted
to very
old people
.
Johnny:
Did you
hear about Mark?
Jimmy: Yeah! I heard he was
masturbating
to
Jack Nicholson
...what an eldaphile!
Eldaphile
by
Mikey Li
March 8, 2011
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