Definitions by Mikey Balboa

tabladouche 

n. an individual that perpetuates douche-baggery upon the receipt of a brand-new limited tablet device. Douche-baggery consists of, but is not limited to: constantly referencing the rarity and adaptability of said device, or the ease and bargain paid upon acquisition.

Fowler keeps going on and on about his HP Touchpad. What a tabladouche.

tabladouche by Mikey Balboa August 29, 2011