Definitions by Miker94

drive like suck 

when a car is said to "drive like suck," it means that there is some sort of mechanical issue with the vehicle preventing the overall comfort of the ride.

"Yo dog, this car drive like suck!" Well sir, what exactly is wrong with it? "It drive like suck!" Well sir, I can't exactly tell the mechanic at the shop that it simply drive like suck. "Well, I don't like it...it drive like suck!"

drive like suck by Miker94 October 25, 2009

jutting jaw syndrome 

jutting jaw syndrome is a condition when a guy has an abnormally protruded jaw as if on purpose to show his control over a girl. it is a sign of complete toolness and a fake sense of masculinity.

Cameron says, "wow, look at that guy's jawline!" Mike replies, "yeah, he has a bad case of jutting jaw syndrome."

jutting jaw syndrome by Miker94 October 25, 2009

Miker phase 

The Miker phase is a theory that each and every female on the planet is in love, has been in love or will be in love with a "Mike" at some point in their life.

Hey, see Cheryl over there? She wants me, she's in the Miker phase big time!

Miker phase by Miker94 August 29, 2009