Definitions by MikeWG
Greeks
Greeks are either hot girls a non Greek will never get because they're not Greek themselves, or a male that will take all of the said Greek women and any other hot girls around. Women gravitate to them, and no other ethnic groups, except maybe some Italians who pass themselves off as Greek. They always have a nice tan. Don't bother living in an area with Greeks if you plan on having a beautiful wife, because she will already have a Greek boyfriend/husband.