Definitions by Mike the Rookie

five o'clock power 

When a batter is only good during batting practice.

Wow, did you see that bomb? Mike can sure hit the long ball!

Please, Mike only has five o'clock power. This season he's batting .170 and yesterday he was 0-for-4.

five o'clock power by Mike the Rookie April 14, 2014

paper canoe 

When a joint burns on one side only.

Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.

paper canoe by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009