Definitions by Mike and Ian

hot zach 

Man who likes to lube up drumsticks and place them in his anal cavaties. Often enjoys it when other people shove them in his anal cavaties. Often enjoys vibrating massagers in his anal area as well. The above steps are often done with heavy drinking.

Mike: Holy shit, he even signed this?
Josh: Yeah, he wanted the massager in his ass too.
Ian: It vibrates.
Mike: I'm gonna slap him for this...
Ian: Dude... It vibrates...

hot zach by Mike and Ian January 28, 2005

hot for a teacher 

when you have a smokin, hot burning, teacher that give you a boner

Ms. Smith gives me a boner everyday in my 3rd period.

hot for a teacher by mike and ian November 29, 2004