Definitions by Mike Wilder

lakewood ranch 

a school full of std-ridden kids that like to get messed up on drugs all the time

there are the git-r-dunnssss
the preppies, jocks and jesus children
the stoners
and then all the lesser beings that no one talks to

most of lakewood ranch's students have some sort of disease
and a lot of money

bradenton, fl sucks

lakewood ranch by Mike Wilder December 4, 2007