Mike Seguin's definitions

shitsqueak

A passing of gas; essentially a fart, while in the midst of taking a large and strenuous dump.

I was taking a crap the other day, and MAN did I have a bad case of the shitsqueaks.

by Mike Seguin May 17, 2006

__/=.=\__

a symbol created primarily to symbolize a robotic un-funniness or boredom.

Guy #1: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the
other side!! xD"

Guy #2: "__/=.=\__"

by mike seguin May 29, 2006

Halowned

the act of getting owned in the popular videogame "Halo" or "Halo 2."

Dude, I got Halowned yesterday.

by Mike Seguin May 17, 2006

ass ramming penis pumper

1) One who would forcefully insert his penis into another person's body while masturbating.

2) a very funny insult.

3) very gay.

"Dude, that guy was an ass ramming penis pumper."

by mike seguin May 21, 2006