Definitions by Mike Oxverylong

Puma 

Puma is a brand which is an abbreviation of Penis Up My Arse which is why many British youngsters, male and female enjoy wearing the clothing proudly to represent their inner nature. It is pronounced Puh-mah not poo man which many people end up mistaking.

Chav 1: man just copped a puma hoodie for 40 quid!
Chav 2: ite g man I’ll buy it off you for a tenner!
Chav 1: sure day 1 my man! Penis up my arse for life, both of us!

Puma by Mike Oxverylong December 29, 2019