Definitions by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo

coupon bitch 

An (typically) overweight, skanky, worn out nasty slut. Or a used up woman who's had children. Also referred to as a "coupon ho".

"Hey Joel, check out that fat coupon bitch walking down the sidewalk!"

coupon bitch by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003

hooch bitch 

An overweight, white, middle-class, post pregnant woman...usually with no transportation.

The lady at most Wal-Mart checkout counters.

hooch bitch by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003

dirt stick 

A cigarette

Marlboro

dirt stick by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003