3 definitions by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo

coupon bitch

An (typically) overweight, skanky, worn out nasty slut. Or a used up woman who's had children. Also referred to as a "coupon ho".

"Hey Joel, check out that fat coupon bitch walking down the sidewalk!"

by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003

hooch bitch

An overweight, white, middle-class, post pregnant woman...usually with no transportation.

The lady at most Wal-Mart checkout counters.

by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003

dirt stick

A cigarette

Marlboro

by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003