Definitions by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo

hooch bitch 

An overweight, white, middle-class, post pregnant woman...usually with no transportation.

The lady at most Wal-Mart checkout counters.

hooch bitch by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003

coupon bitch 

An (typically) overweight, skanky, worn out nasty slut. Or a used up woman who's had children. Also referred to as a "coupon ho".

"Hey Joel, check out that fat coupon bitch walking down the sidewalk!"

coupon bitch by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003

dirt stick 

A cigarette

Marlboro

dirt stick by Mike Lee aka Dr. Gonzo August 14, 2003