Mike Hayes's definitions

son of a mother

A combination of the obscene phrases mother fucker and son of a bitch.

A: I just broke your mirror.
B: Son of a Mother!

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

ukelele

see ukulele.

ukelele can also be spelled ukulele.

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

amb

abbr. Ataris Message Board.

An online message board with 1.5 decent forums to post in and moderated by an individual named Zack.

Did you see what Rocko posted on the AMB?

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

crizap

Used in place of crap.

Aaaahhhh crizap! Start over.

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

lion tamer

A homosexual person.

The origin of the phrase is believed to derive from the motion the lion tamers wrist makes when using a whip.

ya, he's definatley a lion tamer.

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

rock lobster

An exclamation of excitement.
Can be used in place of rock 'n roll.

A: Are we going?
B: Yes.
A: Rock Lobster!

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

rock 'n roll

A exclamation of excitement.

Generally used in reference to going someplace.

Let's rock 'n roll!

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004