Mike Hayes's definitions

son of a mother

A combination of the obscene phrases mother fucker and son of a bitch.

A: I just broke your mirror.
B: Son of a Mother!

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

ukelele

see ukulele.

ukelele can also be spelled ukulele.

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

amb

abbr. Ataris Message Board.

An online message board with 1.5 decent forums to post in and moderated by an individual named Zack.

Did you see what Rocko posted on the AMB?

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

rock lobster

An exclamation of excitement.
Can be used in place of rock 'n roll.

A: Are we going?
B: Yes.
A: Rock Lobster!

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

crizap

Used in place of crap.

Aaaahhhh crizap! Start over.

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

Dradle of Filth

The greatest ukelele hardcore band ever.

Man your band is nowhere near as cool as Dradle of Filth

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004

STK

abbr. Super Taco King.

One of the greatest mexican restaurants this side of the boarder.

Hey lets go get some burritos from the STK.

by Mike Hayes January 15, 2004