2 definitions by Mike Harlan

lone nut

n. The alleged perpetrator of a large-scale or otherwise historic crime, usually an assassination (e.g., Lee Harvey Oswald, Sirhan Sirhan, Mark David Chapman, John Hinckley Jr.) Often suspected of being a mere patsy for a much larger and more sinister force.

"What do you mean, the Kennedy assassination was perpetrated by the CIA, the Mob, extraterrestrials, Johnny Carson and Mensa? Everyone knows it was a lone nut!"

by Mike Harlan October 16, 2006

suckis

n. Something that sucks.

v. To suck.

n. "Man, this spinach pizza is suckis."

v. "Michael Bay suckis!"

by Mike Harlan October 16, 2006