Definitions by Mike Hannant

ass mongler 

someone who plays with their ring

Keith Attwood is such an Ass Mongler

ass mongler by Mike Hannant February 21, 2003

pimms 

Soft drink drunk by cock monglers

That Keith Attwood loves Pimms

pimms by Mike Hannant February 21, 2003

Attwood 

Short one bollocked ass mingler

Attwood by Mike Hannant February 21, 2003